All in a Day's Work

While I deep cleaned the bathrooms and bedrooms this morning, Bud-Jack. . .

Managed to get the downstairs bathroom mirror from on the counter behind the sink to face-down on the floor.

He also had that bathroom counter flooded with water and was "cleaning" with a hand towel.

Poured the rest of a container of cleaner out into the upstairs bathroom sink, and was about to fill it with liquid soap.

Doused M&M's crib with spray cleaner.

Also soaked an area of Teeny's bedroom floor.

Opened the basement door and let the cats out into the house.

Opened the back door and let the cats and M&M out into the yard.

Had a cat food snack with M&M.

Dumped out the entire cat box onto the basement floor.

Stripped the guest bed in the basement.

Scattered a hoard of small pinecones all over the basement floor.

Pulled down the new box of laundry detergent, spilling several scoop-fulls on the floor in the process.

While I was deep cleaning the kitchen and folding laundry, Bud-Jack. . .

Escaped out the family room window. . . pantless.

And left the window open for M&M to climb out.

Made himself an Oreo sandwich which was, in fact, an Oreo cookie between two pieces of bread.

Half-ate about three apples.

Why does it seem as if he's getting more done in a day than I am?