A Couple Subjects We Must Need to Work On

GEOGRAPHY

G: "I can't decide what I want to be when I grow up. Like, do I want to be Chinese or. . ."

Realmomma: "Wait, you can't just become Chinese. That isn't something you become. You have to be born Chinese. It's a nationality."

G: {Look of extreme disappointment at this revelation}

Realmomma: "When you get older, you can *marry* someone who is Chinese."

G: "But then I'll have to learn how to speak Spanish."

Realmomma: {sigh}


MATH & SCIENCE/CALENDAR

G: "What day is it?"

Realmomma: "Tuesday."

Teeny: "It's not Tuesday! It's Summer!"

Realmomma: {Wrong on both counts, my dear.}