I found this at Rosetta Stone, an absolutely wonderful blog -- Michelle is hilarious and has such a great attitude and outlook on life. Anyway, the idea is that you google, in quotes, "Unfortunately, (your name)" and see what pops up. Here are a few that came up for me:
Unfortunately, Realmomma was the one who broke her eyes away from him.
Unfortunately, Realmomma and Janelle got lost in the shuffle.
Unfortunately Realmomma was not at her best, probably she had a fever and felt a bit poorly due to a disgusting hot spot on her throat. (Gross, but oh so possible.)
Unfortunately, Realmomma had brought the wrong sleeping bag, and froze.
Unfortunately, Realmomma (my significant other of 8 years) is an air traffic controller here in Houston, and I’d be an idiot to leave her.
Unfortunately Realmomma doesn't shorten to anything that makes sense. (Oh, so true.)
Unfortunately, Realmomma's camera's batteries died about 1/3 of the way through the set right after they played Closer. (Typical.)
Unfortunately Realmomma could not be convinced to go to bed until Daddy came home and he was running late so we stayed up and cuddled on the couch some more and ...
Joo Ri was about to run off back to the car, but unfortunately Realmomma had the reflex of a puma and pulled Joo ri back to them by snatching ...
Unfortunately, Realmomma has more faith and hope than I do at times and asks me constantly not to worry. (This is SO not me. . . unfortunately.)
Unfortunately, Realmomma’s early vaccine induced damage led to PANDAS syndrome, severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, ADHD, an anxiety disorder, and motor tics. (Yes, this sounds more like me. . . unfortunately.)
. . . And now, unfortunately, Realmomma has way to many items on her agenda for the day to be sitting around blogging any longer. . .